Police arrested Andrew Grande (porn name Dustin Michaels) with a bag of weed in his possession, which he apparently tried to swallow. When he resisted arrest, they tased him, and he choked on the bag. A reality cameraman filmed it.

Isn’t his real name a better porn name than his actual porn name?

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really..? I guess these dating sites are really good at finding the right people

if i were homeless i would probably fantasize about this in the soup kitchen

stripper with a fake leg. ATL road trip anyone?

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they just dont make porn trailers like they used to

why can’t my christmases be saved by tits

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nothing like freestyling while fucking. i wish more rappers released this. i’d love to see lil wayne pulling this stunt

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some of these videos really take me back to my kazaa days. music choice reminds me of this

this reminds me of when i jerked off to the movie ‘dead presidents’